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GREEN SHADE$

A Financial Thriller

Praise for GREEN SHADE$

“Greg Adams provides an inside view of the world’s largest public accounting firms. Readers will appreciate what it is like to work in the realm of accounting and fintech, with all the tension and thrills that go with it.”

—Kevin R. Mirabile, professor of finance and business economics, Gabelli School of Business at Fordham University

 

“GREEN SHADE$ is edutainment at its best. You'll be shocked by the power of XBRL and its potential impact on financial markets.” 

—Liv Watson, former vice chairman,
XBRL International 

ACCOUNTANTS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO DIE THIS WAY.

After Derek (‘Dex’) McCord, a top manager at a large NYC public accounting firm, sends his colleague and friend Tony Young to India to complete a simple audit, the firm is shocked to learn that Tony’s body has washed up on the northern beaches of Sydney, Australia. An unfortunate victim of a tragic surfing accident, the authorities conclude. But Dex has big questions about what really happened to Tony. McCord’s quest to get to the bottom of his friend’s death sends him on a dangerous roller coaster ride from United States and Australia to India and Barbados, as he finds himself ensnared in an international cover up with major global consequences.  

ABOUT GRET
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Cartoon of CPA Accountant of the Amazons by Kris Adams

ABOUT GREG D. ADAMS

While Greg D. Adams’ GREEN SHADE$ explores a variety of different worlds and settings, it’s the earnest and guarded public accounting profession which provides the darkly humorous main backdrop for this exciting financial crime thriller. 

 

As a CPA himself, Greg knows the financial business world well. He has held senior financial positions (CFO, COO & Director) for more than 25 years in both public and private sectors. He is currently SVP and CFO of the nonprofit business educational organization American Management Association International. Greg’s leadership mission to help employees and business leaders achieve corporate excellence has given him firsthand insight into corporate players of all types and ranks, both inside and outside the global business world.

 

For three of the 11 years he spent in public accounting at KPMG, Greg lived in Sydney, Australia, a key setting for Dex McCord’s adventures in GREEN SHADE$.

Greg graduated from the college of William and Mary with a BBA in accounting and resides in Westchester County, New York.

EXCERPT
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 EXCERPT FROM GREEN SHADE$ 

CHAPTER 1

 

“The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.”

—Albert Einstein

NEW SOUTH WALES, AUSTRALIA

“I’M ROOTED,” TONY YOUNG THOUGHT.

       He was being pulled by his feet behind a new Aquariva Super, an Italian speedboat capable of 41 knots. The ski rope was taut. His hands were tied behind his back and his head was bouncing off the water. He felt powerless. Tony’s mouth was wedged open by an old fishing net stuffed down his throat. Salt water was steadily flowing into his windpipe causing him to gag, and he felt himself getting asphyxiated. 

    Boat weight plus body weight times horsepower = speed. “Boat weight of 1,000 kilograms plus my 15 stonetimes 200 HP,” Tony thought to himself. “We’re going 30 knots.” His mind on autopilot, he knew that if the intake of salt water is two milliliters per second and a person’s lungs hold 240 milliliters, he had about 120 seconds before he drowned.

  Tony was good at physics and math. Most accountants are. As a partner in a public accounting firm, Tony’s instinct was to calculate the probability of events, and his impending death was no exception. Using statistics and constants to calculate solutions to problems was second nature. But this time solving the time of his death with linear algebra and a diminishing mind was stretching his mathematical abilities. He thought about the knots in the ski rope.

   Young was well trained in knot theory, a rich area of mathematics. He learned from sailing that knots are based on the crossing number. There is only one knot with a crossing number of three, the cloverleaf knot. The figure-eight knot is the only knot with a crossing number of four. He tried to untie the ski rope around his wrists. It didn’t work. He knew it wasn’t a clover or figure-eight knot. Trying two other methods for untying five crossing knots didn’t work. Time was running out. From there the number of knots increased dramatically. Tony kept trying to solve the problem, “There are over 12,000 knots with 13 or fewer crossings and 1.7 million with 16 or fewer crossings.” His knowledge of knot theory wasn’t going to save him.

   “This is a sick form of waterboarding,” he thought, “and definitely not the peaceful slow death described in The Perfect Storm.” Drowning is a horrible way to die. Water fills your lungs until your chest feels like it’s going to explode. First there is surprise, then panic, followed by fight-or-flight, and then calm. As the airway begins to close to prevent more water from getting into the lungs, a person will start to hold their breath involuntarily until they lose consciousness. In 2007 it was reported that the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency was using waterboarding on extrajudicial prisoners and the Department of Justice had authorized the procedure. Government officials said they did not believe waterboarding to be a form of torture. In 2009, President Barack Obama banned the use of waterboarding. Tony Young’s captors were not from the U.S., nor did they care about treaties banning torture. Besides, their technique was entertaining and produced results—death or declaration. 

    Tony could feel his lungs starving for oxygen. He was getting dizzy. The force of the water was pounding his bones. Eyes shut, ears whistling, and neck extended. “It’s too much pressure,” he thought. His collar bone started to tear from the clavicle while his sternum was pulling apart interconnected ligaments and tendons. Young’s short-lived hope was quickly fading away. 

      Accountants aren’t supposed to die this way.

 EXTRAS 

EXHIBITS

 

GREEN SHADE$ contains a bounty of inside info about the accounting world, including the Exhibits Index found in the back of the book. Over time, I will be sharing the content of some of these Exhibits on this site.  

EXHIBIT 1: Purpose of Financial Statements and Double-Entry Accounting

 

EXHIBIT 2: The Fall of the Big Eight, Public Accounting Roles and Annual Salaries

 

EXHIBIT 3: The New CPA Exam

 

EXHIBIT 4: T-Account Finance Education Model – WIDE and DEEP SKILLS

 

EXHIBIT 5: The Major Differences Between U.S. GAAP and IFRS

 

EXHIBIT 6: Common Compensation Terms in a CFO Employment Agreement

 

EXHIBIT 7: The 10 Steps in an IPO Process

 

EXHIBIT 8: Key Financial Ratios

 

EXHIBIT 9: Chief Financial Officer Salaries

SAMPLE EXHIBIT 

 

Public Accounting Roles and Annual Salaries

 

Staff Auditor (1-3 years) performs the detail work of a financial audit under the supervision of a Senior. These accountants do over 90 percent of the ceaseless grunt work that goes into an audit. Staff Auditors will often start to direct small audits at the two-year level. They become experts in scanning documents, counting inventory and performing research. The salary ranges during your first three years in “public” is $65,000 - $75,000.

Want to see what salaries Senior Auditors and Audit Manager make?
 

GIDDAY!

 

Dex McCord spends some “quality time” Down Under bemused by all the jargon tossed his way. Below are a few choice terms he overhears.

 

  • ROOTED – Tired; one being fucked 

  • GIDDAY – Greeting, hello

  • OWSHEGOING – How is everything?                      

  • SHE’LL BE RIGHT – All will be well

  • NO WORRIES – OK, no problem                             

  • BEWDY! – Exclamation of approval

  • PITCH AND TOSS – The boss

  • HOO ROO – Bye or So long

 

To enjoy more of Australia’s quirky slang, check out the pages of GREEN SHADE$.
 

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